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i can bake my own cookies, thank you
or Equality vs ME-qualityEquality will always come in second to ME-quality.No matter how pressing the problems of a different social group may objectively become, the problems of your own social group...
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i only lie to religious girls
Any adult person who is religious deserves to be lied to.The one thing religious people & atheists agree on is that there is no proof behind religious belief systems, & there probably never...
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joe solves music.
If you ask me what genre of music I like, I’ll tell you I like Music That Is Made For People Who Make Music.Music That Understands It Is Part Of A Conservation That We’re All Adding To.That’s why I...
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joe solves superheroes.
The problem with superhero movies is the lack of absolutely ANY lasting negative consequences.Die? Come back to life.Lose your powers? Get way better powers.Get arrested? Escape.Lose an arm? Bionic...
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joe solves casual sex.
“They’re not real people until the second date.”–Woman discussing her Tinder dates. (Sex On, HBO)The people you have casual sex with are real people.When I’m having casual sex with someone, it’s...
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gingerbread house of cards
Celebrating Christmas is like trying to enjoy House of Cards after the #MeToo movement.Yes, it’s a fun TV show, but because Kevin Spacey raped a bunch of kids when he was younger, that kind of ruins...
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joe solves the music biz
People who mourn ‘the death of the music business’ must also think that if all the prostitutes disappeared, no one would ever have good sex again.Those people mistake the music industry for the music...
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joe solves astronauts
Astronauts are lame.Think about this:1) Superman got all his powers because he’s from a larger planet with stronger gravity.2) Stronger gravity makes stronger people.3) On Earth, there is some...
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six degrees of racism
You don’t want to be friends with a racist.But what if one of your friends has a friend who is a racist? Should you stop being friends with them?What if one of your friends has a friend whose friend is...
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religionphobe
If I think your religion is dumb as dirt, that doesn’t make me a your-religion-phobe. Your religion is silly, not scary.I have nothing to fear from your made-up space dinosaur king. You’re the one who...
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